I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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