Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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