I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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