From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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