Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I want to fling myself into the sun
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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