love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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