I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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