Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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