therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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