The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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