He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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