They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There are leaves in my underwear?
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