whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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