I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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