i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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