Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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