My pussy is not your playground.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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