All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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