Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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