i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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