I have demons in me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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