awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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