Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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