My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.