I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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