So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.