Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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