youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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