I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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