Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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