I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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