Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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