can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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