mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
it was like eating out sand paper
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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