After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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