I can tuck mytits in my pants
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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