He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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