was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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