And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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she peed on how many people?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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