Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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