Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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