OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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