Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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