You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
