i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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