my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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