no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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