I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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