I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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