im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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