Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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