He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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