bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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