Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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