Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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