It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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