So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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