Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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