Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
