what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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