I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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