We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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