the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Buhtt sex?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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