My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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