On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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